Brocolli versus Cauliflower.

I got this piece from Xiaxue's blog. Yes Xiaxue the SG blogger. And i know some of you may be sensitive to the word s*x (which apparently is not the word six) so i've censored it to six to make you feel more comfortable with it. It's not that er.. pervert? idk what it's called as. All in all, it's safe to read OK.

It may be long but it's certainly fun! Enjoy! :D



A long long time ago, God has only just started out with his creations and the only creatures on Earth were Plants. There were no dinosaurs, no humans. These plants were separated into two board kinds. Those with very thick stems were called trees, and the rest of them were called flowers.

And then God only invented 16k colour for the world, and thus, due to the lack of colours, he only assigned GREEN for all the flowers.

These flowers were pretty much the same as the flowers we have nowadays; stuck to the ground, taste horrible, etc. However, they could SPEAK, although they were quite stupid. They also do not have names, thus they "oei" here and there. Some new species that God invented could just pop out like that. They also have six (Now you see how stupid it sounds like this duh).

Now this is totally flabbergasting. How could the flowers have six??? Its amazing how they do it. Say flower A is excited by Flower B, who lives near by. A then slowly GROWS towards B, and then, when he is long enough... The rest are too explicit.

So anyway, one fine day, a now-called "Strawberry" flower is attracted to a now called "Cucumber" flower. Now you may think that Strawberry is the female, but actually it is the male. So anyway, Strawberry and Cucumber had six, and 2 weeks later, they had a baby.

When two flowers have six, the baby could either be the species of the father, or the mother, and the third possibility, which is far more exciting, is that a formless baby would be born. This baby can choose to take the form of anything he wants (don't even start thinking he would be Pamela Anderson coz humans are not invented yet and he would not think of doing that), and the formation is permanent.

So, as guessed, Strawberry and Cucumber had a formless baby.

Strawberry said, "Come on! Take the form of daddy! Make yourself a little stouter! And taller! Longer! More phallic!"

Cucumber said, "Take the form of mummy! Make me slimmer! And I want leaves on me!"

The formless baby decided that he is irritated by the both of them and left.

Walking aimlessly, and confused on what to take the form of, the formless baby suddenly saw Broccoli.

Broccoli is one cool flower. He was dancing HIP HOP!!! He twisted his butt and suddenly did the coolest thing: A headspin. And best of all? Broccoli looks like an explosion. The formless baby LIKED THAT!

So, he decided to take the form of Broccoli.

*Pouf!*

He looked at himself in a nearby river. OMG! He was shocked! To his disgust, he was not a deep green like Broccoli but a creamy white colour. Thats most queer!! No flowers are this colour!

At this precise moment God's voice boomed from above and announced that he has invented 256K colour and so from now on flowers and trees can have more colours on them, besides green.

The baby felt much better and walked on.

Everyone saw the baby and thought it was Broccoli who was changed of colour. The baby explained to them that he is a clone. Everyone sniggered behind his back for his lack of personality.

On the other hand, Broccoli felt REALLY MAD. He is highly narssisic and he just plain refuses to have anyone look like him. Also, due to his Ah beng-ness (Broccoli likes to speak in Hokkien loudly), few people like Broccoli, so they keep teasing him and asking him whether he was the clone instead.

Broccoli kept wailing, "Wa bo copy la! Mm si wa! Wa bo copy!"

Suddenly, God announced that there were too many plants and it is high time the town mayor decides on a NAME for each species.

The Mayor called upon Broccoli, who was still wailing, "Wa bo copy!"

The mayor decided to call Broccoli "Bocopy" since thats his favourite line. As time passes, language gets misunderstood, and people called Broccoli, well, Broccoli.

It was the formless (now formed) baby's turn. He kept quiet. The town people boo-ed at him for copying others and having no style of his own.

The Mayor decided to call him "Copyflower" and with miscommunication in time to come, "Copyflower" became today's Cauliflower.

The Mayor called himself "Kang Kong", and nobody knows why he chose such a silly name for himself.

Thats the end of the story! In conclusion, it was the Copyflower who copied the Bocopy.