HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *waves franctically
Yes im making a very important announcement first.
Attention please.
*clears throat*
I. AM. ALIVE.
I know you'll be 'duhhhh'. :D
Had fun in school today cos we were having paper plane fight LOLOLOLOLOL. Childish max i know. But you'll never know the fun until you're really into it. Like how i didnt know i'd be sweating like hell by just throwing the planes over. And we were laughing hysterically when JieYing was chasing JunYong around. Ah poor thing haha.
Oh another announcement is that im done with my trials and i think im okay with it cos i had shitloads of tips. Kinda worried you know cos the next exam im taking is the
Ass Pee Em.
ALREADY???
And my graduation dinner comes first. I feel like im super old in my school i practically need a wheelchair to move around. *clutches hair with eyes wide open*
Okay also im here informing you guys 4th of October is approaching and id like to wish all the third-formers all the best in PMR! PMR is like sup sup water cos you can minie minie mai ne mo wtf i dont know how to spell that but all in all, you get to pick a logical answer out of three other stupid answers!
Kidding lah actually im trying to remind you my birthday mwahahahaha!
I assume all of you miss me, so there! 
Pinkie slippers, i miss you. :(
Oh a bad news that er.. you can see the photo above shows that i was taking this with my old camera. It was taken when i went to Hatyai. So er.. no recent photos of me for these few weeks (or months, i've no idea how long it would be.) cos my camera is stolen.
By Vans. Lol.
Oh oh im currently watching Glee. Season one nia lah. I know my pace is like three millions slower than other people but, believe me, I KEN PICK UP REAL SOON ONE!!
You'll see.
Because i know how to make #Cheatone mooncake wtf.
AND IM GOING TO SHARE IT WITH YOU!! I know im awesome TY TY. :D
Strawberry Yoghurt Jelly Mooncake.
Ingredients needed for yoghurt agar-agar filing:
150ml water
50g sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt (Yes you do need salt. I was like, WAH WHY NEED SALT ONE!! Wtf.)
2 tablespoons instant agar-agar powder
150ml fresh milk
150ml yoghurt
1/2 tablespoon corn flour
A container
A wire whisk
A bowl
(I know the last three things are not considered as ingredients but i kennot think of a proper category for them. What? Apparatus?)
OK anyway,
Method making filling:
1. Mix in sugar, salt and agar-agar powder.
2. Stir to mix and add in water and milk.
3. Cook over low heat and stir with a wire whisk.
4. Combine yoghurt with corn flour. (And that's why you need another person to help you out cos you must not stop stirring that stuff or it will harden then you'll wail in the kitchen and that's none of my business nyehehehehe.)
5. Add yoghurt mixture into the complex mixture. LOLOLOLOL i mean that thingy you have to stirred it all the time. Yes, that. Add yoghurt mixture into it and boil it again. (And by then it smells super nais!!! Combination of milk and yoghurt ish heaven ♥♥)
Oh no pics for you cos i was obssessed.
6. Pour yoghurt jelly mixture into a container and allow them to cool down completely.
7. Cut them into smaller pieces to be placed inside the mold later on.Ingredients needed for mooncake jelly skin:70g sugar1/4 tablespoon salt (Again.)3 tablespoons instant agar-agar powder300ml waterPink food colouring (If you want to be environmental friendly then skip this. I dont.)Method making jelly skin:
1. Mix sugar, salt and agar-agar powder (DONT PUT IN CORN FLOUR COS I DID THAT MISTAKE wtf. #lousy).
2. Stir continuously with a wire whisk until the mixture starts to bubble, i.e. boil.
(This pic is to remind you to to boil it over low heat.)3. Turn off heat and add a tiny little bit of pink food colouring (If you're as un-environmental friendly as i am).Nao we're heading to the #Cheatone mookcake part:1. Pour a few cm layer of mooncake jelly skin mixture into a mooncake mold, allow it to cool until almost set. I repeat, almost, not completely.2. Place a yoghurt filling in the center of the mold. (But oh maybe you like it going sideways so it's your preference.)3. Top up with mooncake jelly skin mixture, allow it to cool completely and place them in your fridge.I know my explanation is kinda hard to understand for human so i show you this pic and hope that it somehow helps you human beings a bit.
(Yes, we aliens are aweshume.)DONE ALREADY.
OK the picture from recipe book looks like this.
I know right, mine are tinier and cuter!! :D :D
Have fun making #Cheatone jelly mooncake!
My trial is starting next Tuesday (Yes i dont count Civics as one of it.) and im practically wasting my time making #Cheatone mooncakes and blogging bout them but!! I swear on jelly mooncakes i will work harder on my studies from tonight onwards.
Jelly mooncakes, "WHAT DOES THAT HAVE GOT TO DO WITH US??!???!!"
Lol bo liao. -_-"
But anyway! I figure the worst that may happen to me is to sleep a little less and look a little more like a zombie.
Ah scrap the zomble part. I want to look like a vampire cos vampires are beautiful and smell good and have good visions and are attractive and *endless list*. But i will be a vegetarian one and feed on jelly mooncakes instead of human blood wtf.
Will blog less in September.DO MISS ME OK!!!
Happy mooncake Fest!
Yes this photo of me has got nothing to do with the Mooncake Festival. Im merely showing off my new glasses. *flings hair*
I got this piece from Xiaxue's blog. Yes Xiaxue the SG blogger. And i know some of you may be sensitive to the word s*x (which apparently is not the word six) so i've censored it to six to make you feel more comfortable with it. It's not that er.. pervert? idk what it's called as. All in all, it's safe to read OK.
It may be long but it's certainly fun! Enjoy! :D
A long long time ago, God has only just started out with his creations and the only creatures on Earth were Plants. There were no dinosaurs, no humans. These plants were separated into two board kinds. Those with very thick stems were called trees, and the rest of them were called flowers. And then God only invented 16k colour for the world, and thus, due to the lack of colours, he only assigned GREEN for all the flowers. These flowers were pretty much the same as the flowers we have nowadays; stuck to the ground, taste horrible, etc. However, they could SPEAK, although they were quite stupid. They also do not have names, thus they "oei" here and there. Some new species that God invented could just pop out like that. They also have six (Now you see how stupid it sounds like this duh). Now this is totally flabbergasting. How could the flowers have six??? Its amazing how they do it. Say flower A is excited by Flower B, who lives near by. A then slowly GROWS towards B, and then, when he is long enough... The rest are too explicit. So anyway, one fine day, a now-called "Strawberry" flower is attracted to a now called "Cucumber" flower. Now you may think that Strawberry is the female, but actually it is the male. So anyway, Strawberry and Cucumber had six, and 2 weeks later, they had a baby. When two flowers have six, the baby could either be the species of the father, or the mother, and the third possibility, which is far more exciting, is that a formless baby would be born. This baby can choose to take the form of anything he wants (don't even start thinking he would be Pamela Anderson coz humans are not invented yet and he would not think of doing that), and the formation is permanent. So, as guessed, Strawberry and Cucumber had a formless baby. Strawberry said, "Come on! Take the form of daddy! Make yourself a little stouter! And taller! Longer! More phallic!" Cucumber said, "Take the form of mummy! Make me slimmer! And I want leaves on me!" The formless baby decided that he is irritated by the both of them and left. Walking aimlessly, and confused on what to take the form of, the formless baby suddenly saw Broccoli. Broccoli is one cool flower. He was dancing HIP HOP!!! He twisted his butt and suddenly did the coolest thing: A headspin. And best of all? Broccoli looks like an explosion. The formless baby LIKED THAT! So, he decided to take the form of Broccoli. *Pouf!* He looked at himself in a nearby river. OMG! He was shocked! To his disgust, he was not a deep green like Broccoli but a creamy white colour. Thats most queer!! No flowers are this colour! At this precise moment God's voice boomed from above and announced that he has invented 256K colour and so from now on flowers and trees can have more colours on them, besides green. The baby felt much better and walked on. Everyone saw the baby and thought it was Broccoli who was changed of colour. The baby explained to them that he is a clone. Everyone sniggered behind his back for his lack of personality. On the other hand, Broccoli felt REALLY MAD. He is highly narssisic and he just plain refuses to have anyone look like him. Also, due to his Ah beng-ness (Broccoli likes to speak in Hokkien loudly), few people like Broccoli, so they keep teasing him and asking him whether he was the clone instead. Broccoli kept wailing, "Wa bo copy la! Mm si wa! Wa bo copy!" Suddenly, God announced that there were too many plants and it is high time the town mayor decides on a NAME for each species. The Mayor called upon Broccoli, who was still wailing, "Wa bo copy!" The mayor decided to call Broccoli "Bocopy" since thats his favourite line. As time passes, language gets misunderstood, and people called Broccoli, well, Broccoli. It was the formless (now formed) baby's turn. He kept quiet. The town people boo-ed at him for copying others and having no style of his own. The Mayor decided to call him "Copyflower" and with miscommunication in time to come, "Copyflower" became today's Cauliflower. The Mayor called himself "Kang Kong", and nobody knows why he chose such a silly name for himself. Thats the end of the story! In conclusion, it was the Copyflower who copied the Bocopy.
Pinkie slippers, i miss you. :(
