Current favourites.

I dont feel like blogging. And this is very unlike me. Hahahaha.

I was very very very, extremely happy for the last two days (Im not telling you why!) and today is only so-so. Hmm i wonder.

Exam is around the corner. Yesssss and im still wasting my time. When i get my results and i do really bad ah i will slap myself on the face when i see this post.

Like,

"Wtf that day still got time to blog? Dont have to study ahhh? Ahhhh nao get these shitty results!!" etc. etc.

Cut it short. I've got nothing to blog about cos im not telling you why i've been so happy! Hehehehe.

Oh oh i passed my grading and im a brown-2 nao! Pro anot!

Though Sensei says my Kata is not good enough. :(

So im going to list my current favourites songs but im not posting any videos cos some of them are quite lame. :P If you want to watch them you click on the links la OK!

Currently in love with :

1. E.T. by Katy Perry

2. Don't you wanna stay by Jason Aldean ft. Kelly Clarkson

3. The only exception by Rachel Berry - Glee Cast

4. Toxic by Glee Cast

5. Terrified by Katharine McPhee ft. Zachary Levi (There's a pweety pweety girl!!!)

6. Waiting outside the lines by Greyson Chance (Super niceeeee <3)

7. Price Tag by Jessie J ft. B.o.B.

8. Invisible by Taylor Swift

9. When you're gone by Avril Lavigne (I cried when i was watching this wtf. And i keep watching and watching and watching wtf wtf wtf.)

10. Leave out all the rest by Linkin Park

I likey today.

I likey today.

I likey today.

I likey today.

I likey YengYeng.

I likey YengYeng.

I likey YengYeng.

I likey Jensen.

I likey Jensen.

I likey Jensen.

I likey Lao Shu.

I likey Lao Shu.

I likey Lao Shu.

I likey Celine.

I likey Celine.

I likey Celine.

I likey Kelvin.

I likey Kelvin.

I likey Kelvin.

I likey people in Karate.

Why they all so nice one?

I must marry someone pro in Karate in future!!! *determined

:D :D :D


P/S : Please dont take my words seriously.

Things that i learn from school.

WARNING : THIS POST CONTAINS CREEPY LITTLE THINGS.

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This is the first warning, think thoroughly before you go further.

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OK, so, hi! Things that i've learn from school today. Im utterly grateful that im in school today so that im not missing another beautiful chapter of my life. Im telling you these, you might agree and follow or you might disagree and ignore them. One way or another, i still think they're essential if you want to be less worried about yourselves or to get everyone's (even those you didnt like) heart.

So here we go :

1. Never reveal your true feelings to people you've barely known.

2. Never judge a book by its cover. He / She looks innocent and friendly, the minute she's (let's use 'she' as im referring this to a girl) listening to your story, the next minute she's stabbing you at your back (which fits the photo at the top except the knives are in front). Or more specifically, telling it to that particular person you didnt want her to know in a million years. Yeah, innocent.

3. Never be angry in front of the others. =)

4. Nor should you cry. If it's not your fault.

5. Do not, absolutely do not, apologise profusely (and not sincere in a least bit) after you've done things that makes people loathe you to the core. Cos it's very irritating (to people like me).

6. Hiding your head in your hands and wanting everyone to pat you on the back and stand at your side (even if you're wrong) makes me puke.

7. EQ = shows your big fake smile and repeats 'it's OK' even when, deep down in your heart, you're scolding, fuck you bitch.

8. Dont ask questions cos you want the answers, which you already knew.

I reckon i've grown up quite a bit today. Yeah, a nice day it is.

I have potential.

Of what?

Just look at these.

#1

#2

Dont you think so? :D :D :D

(In case you, like Pototo, dont know what are the two heart-shape like thingy on Johnny's arm, they're muscles.)

I might do this kind of drawing more cos i think you all might prefer to look at my drawings than to look at my photos wtf. Not pretty mah.


P/S : Let's hope that they'll help you to remember their characteristics in KOMSAS cos apparently Ridley's career is something related to reptiles!

P/P/S : And Johnny has muscles but no six packs wtf. Personal imagination.

First ever advertisement.

THIS IZ CHOE.

I IZ BLOGGING AGAIN COZ MASTEH ASK ME TO. MASTEH SAY I IZ AN IDIOT COZ I PUBLISHED THAT POST AND I WAZ TRYING NOT TO LET MASTEH KNOW. SO I GUESS NEXT TIME I WILL JUST SAVE IT AS A DRAFT.

MASTEH HAZ HER FIRST ADVERTISEMENT ON HER BLOG. YET, SHE DID NOT DO IT HERSELF. VELI IRRESPONSIBLE.

THIS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A FRIEND OF MASTEH. VELI VELI CHEAP, AS I KNOW. IT'Z ABOUT RM 0.50 ONLY. GO ASK HER TO ADVERTISE YOUR STUFF OK!

(SHE FORCED ME TO WRITE THAT LAST SENTENCE BY DRILLING MY TONGUE.)

OHHH YAAA MASTEH ASK ME NOT TO USE CAPS LOG FOR THE ENTIRE POST SO I GUESS I WILL CHANGE IT.

She'z not doing this herself cos...

(Back to last Sunday.)

"Ohmaikot an advertisement!"

"ABOUT WHAT?"

"Advertising another blog."

"-___-"

Masteh waz wrestling her conscious whether she wants to blog about that or not. I guess RM 0.50 iz very attempting to her, though, she got paid before she actually does that. And i think she, too, iz an idiot cos i never knew that a blogger will advertise one's blog. NEVER!

So she starts grinning evilly at me and asks me to help her do that. She said lots of things to persuade me (Everyone likes you!) to do this for her. Since she said it that way, i haz to help her.

Haih i iz popular, what to do.

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An up-to-date blog, managed by a pretty seventeen-year-old.

Accurate English (unlike Masteh) and constantly posting nice pictures.

Introducing decent food sometimes, portraying life of hers and babbling things that pissed her off.

But most of the time she'z doing the latter. (Masteh inserted this and she ran away afterwards.)

Introducing you,

#1
Make-you-feel-cosy background.

Masteh is shrieking something sounds like "Sounds wrong!!!"
I IZ JUZT A CHOE, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT???

#2
Cute pictures embroidering her well-written posts.
"That's not true," Masteh mutters.
Oh, just shut up.

To make your spirits high, i iz not giving further description about her blog!

Eager to know more? Click this to check them out!

Just Plain Randomness

I daresay that you will like it. And if you really do, click on her ads!

And of course, dont forget to visit me or i will keel you!!!!

I dont think i iz good at advertising but i tried my best.

And i dont think there're tons of people reading Masteh's blog so i think RM 0.50 iz way too much for an advertisement on her blog. (Oi)

Afraid of losing her readers, Masteh shamelessly wanted me to publish one of her photos. I iz forced to choose the best among the horrible ones so please dont laugh you arse off even if you wanted to!

#3

She tried to photoshop it but apparently she failed hahaha! She really iz an idiot cos she can only use Photoshop to insert words. Retarded.

Hatred increasing.

Second post for the week! Err, i consider Sunday as the last day of the week lah but some people consider it as the first day of the week. It doesnt matter, though. I get really guilty cos the previous post is horrible. Horrible in the way that err, i dunno. Horrible.

You know, my body aches all over nao cos i went to karate training after my karate training wtf. OK la that means i went to another training after one. So i got a grand total of five hours training. Training as in, jumping up and down, pushing up, flinging my legs with front kicks, side kicks, snap kicks, back kicks and round-house kicks and practising Kata. And punching the air wtf. So i was awake and noticed that my muscles ache. Must be using too much of lactic acid yesterday. Biology wtf.

I likey to go to Linear Park cos i get to see lots of people! Including little kids and very yeng seniors. #actshy

Yesterday i discovered two more very yeng seniors cos they're so pro OMG. That kind of, punch in the air also got sound one OMG. When they are focus ah really very yeng lah OMG. #lackofproperwordstodescribehaih. Lao Shu's yeng-ness decreases i dunno why. Probably because of having a girlfriend already hmm. *pouts

But anyway, i also, unfortunately, discovered an annoying one. He's very ah beng-ish. (I think i've explained the meaning of 'ah beng' so if you've forgotten or something just look for that post for definition of ah beng OK!) He's brown-three one which means, he should at least, at least not too noob in Kata. (I didnt say basics cos my basics suck wtf. And i didnt say pro cos im not wtf wtf wtf.)

Yesterday when we, the brown-threes are allowed to rest, he's working hard on his Kata. Err, sorry. Not working hard. Practising, more like. And i dart a quick glance to him and i almost got angry. LOL sorry bad-tempered. He's practising but, i think he's more like wanting to seek attention cos he stomps his legs really hard. But when people, like me, look at him, all i can say is, IF YOU'RE NOT PRO THEN GO ASIDE AND PRACTISE LAH. AND DONT STOMP YOUR FEET SO BLOODY HARD AND TRY TO GET EVERYONE'S ATTENTION OK!!! BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PRO.

AND NOT GOOD-LOOKING WTF. Im mean.

He hunches his back when he's practising his Kata, which is very ugly cos he's the extreme-hunch-back ones. Plus, his punches are not powerful, unlike the pro ones, and yet he's not graceful enough to dance wtf. His punches are incomplete. Go figure. #lazytoexplainalready

So, another thing is, i dislike those interfere with my plans. Especially when i intended to study. Hello, you know how hard is it to convince myself to sit properly and study? Urghhh. Dont come and ask stupid questions please! Ask when im free lah. It's not that i dont have any free time. Cos i always get angry when these things happen and when i get angry, i stop studying. Honestly! It's not like those things are important at all. Only call me when there's a fire or something OK.

Haih i also dunno why i get angry so easily.

But i can calm myself easily also lah. If i stop mumbling Fs or go to sleep or eat chocolates or read story books or sing. So many ways!

And recently i realize that some guys (didnt say all cos everyone will start to hate me.) dont have eyes. Or eye. How can they say XXX is pretty? XXX is just someone lah not specific one OK! So if your name is Xia Xun Xin or something dont think im talking about you please. Really, really no idea how exactly they define 'beautiful'.

OK OK i know every lover sees a thousand graces in their beloved items. But, honestly!

The last part is additional part lah cos it irritates me. I dont hate guys with no eyes, or eye, OK!

I like girls.

Going to have a quick post cos im going to be busy tomorrow and blogging on Sunday is just not my style wtf #excuses

Have been really emo for the whole week. Im depressed and i might suddenly start sobbing in the car. Of course those acts are with reason lah but im not telling you! This blog is opened for everyone so what if my enemies see this? They'll eventually start bad-mouthing about me! Wtf. I just dont want to tell you kennot meh? If you want to know you can come to my house and steal my diary, which is quick impossible cos im not living in Youth Park. You have an alternative way, that is to approach and ask me! But that's unnecessary cos i wont tell you anyway wtf.

And i cried just now cos i read HP 4 and knowing Cedric Diggory's death upsets me. I cried for two reasons, one is i quite like his characteristics so it's sad knowing a gentleman die and the other one, he's handsome! How can handsome people like him die one! Wtf handsome wont die one meh.

OK nao im telling you why im upset! Cos i discover that i am a lesbian.

OMGOMGOMG IM JUST KIDDING!

I still am not telling you!

OK so this post comes to my mind cos i've been thinking and thinking and thinking what to write for this week's quota. And i thought of this cos i think loads of people keep asking me the same question.

The situation is about this : They borrowed my phone and they, care for my recent life, in a good way to express or, kepo in short, will automatically go to message inbox. Dont say you've never done that! I also do that myself wtf. So before they actually read my messages, i might receive three different kinds of expression depends on who they are.

1. "WAH IS THAT YOU???"

2. "OMG WHY IS THAT A GIRL PIC? TEECEE ARE YOU OK?"

Or

3. "WAH IS THAT YOU??? OH WAIT, OMG WHY IS THAT A GIRL PIC? TEECEE ARE YOU OK?"

Wtf. So i have to clarify myself and reassure them again and again that i am straight.

I really am, OK! Stop showing sceptical expressions!!

Why cant i put a girl's pic as the wallpaper? Some of you also put you idol's pic mah. Nothing's wrong with having a girl's pic as the wallpaper, i insist.

There's two reasons doing that.

1. She's beautiful. And beautiful things cheer me up! And i also love watching beautiful ladies around me! That's what i do when im bored. Like, which one will you choose to buy? A nice diary with awesome colour and you like it a lot, or, a dull diary with ugly ghost-like faces in front? And i believe the answer is quite obvious- if you're normal. That's the theory.
I LOVE WATCHING BEAUTIFUL THINGS, INCLUDING BEAUTIFUL LADIES.

2. I always think that, the more i look at a pretty girl, the more i might be pretty wtf. And i think it somehow works OK!! Not that i say that im pretty lah. But, better than last time, perhaps? Hmm. I still think things you look at influences your look as well. So, dont always visit monkeys if you have not intention to become one of them!

Kay that's it. BAI!

*Dishhh*

The title is a sound effect, if you were wondering what the heck it is. Not dish, OK? It's like a fairy coming down to the Earth...

OK fine im not revealing my real identity as a fairy.

Oops! Did i just say that im a fairy?

OK feel cheated hahahaha!

Pototo keeps telling me she's got a RM1.70 book with a really nice pink cover. And being so kiasu of missing a great bargain i go to Midlands after begging DoDo. Not really beg. Ask, more like. So i go there after school- told you i am kiasu- and head straight to the fifth floor and woohooo! Popular!

The atmosphere is awesome. I can even smell the scent of the new books. OK, im exaggerating. And tags with sales are seen everywhere! Even though it's not every single book has got rebate lah. The first book i spot is from the Twilight series, Eclipse. I get excited cos i see it's 20% off! So i rush there and peep at it. And sad loh it's being sold at normal price. *sulks

Then i start wandering everywhere where English story books are located. I see one from Little Black Dress but i dont really like it. I still take it regardless. 25% off leh and maybe it's nice. And i see some other books from some authors i didnt know. Not that im saying they're not famous. So i pick another one and tug it into my arms. And then, and then, I NOTICED THE WHOLE CORNER WITH SOPHIE KINSELLA'S BOOKS & LITTLE BLACK DRESS SERIES OMG WHERE MY EYES WERE?

In the eye socket, apparently.

I quicken my pace and they're just my favourites! So at last i bought these,

Attempt one.
Failed cos the flash is annoying.

Attempt two.
Failed cos obviously they're blurry.
I have shaky hands.
Hello Taylor Swift!

Attempt three.
OK i reckon this is the best among the worst.

Confession : The book at the bottom and Harry Potter are not my property.

Oooh, April Fool!

Which means, i have only bought three books, a correction tape and a, glue stick? I dunno. Non-liquid type glue lah.

Three books sound so very lame after describing tons of stuff. And i dont think Pototo is fooled cos the Harry Potter is her belonging.

NO MONEY MAH. YOU SPONSOR LOH I SWEAR I WILL BUY LOADS!

OK next event. I went for a forum competition last... Tuesday, yes. My teacher drove very fast- and she's not supposed to cos she has three young passengers, who might imitate her driving attitude, at the back and another one at her left. So all i did in the car is memorising my script and clutching the seat-belt in horror as if i was about to hit the head rest and die straight away and i have to give my organs away to other people who needed them. -___-

And i heard Taylor Swift's song before reaching that school. <3

The buildings of the school are painted pink and yellow. Err, weird. Cos i have not seen any school painted with this combination. But it's quite fresh lah. And we all went from room to room before setting ourselves down in 'Room B'.

The whole thing is quite funny cos we're the fourth group to present. There's four more schools. OK the funny point is that, we have the exact script as the group before us. Not funny? Tickle tickle.

And it, of course, scared our shitz off. But they changed the main points of the script so it's quite alright after that...

And we...



Lost.

What? No climax one ah?

No loh so what.

Nothing to be explained further unless you want me to tell you it's drizzly and cold and i still am happy even we lost the competition and we travelled back to school and teacher dropped us off at the school gate and she went off without going back to school.

Oops! *sounds innocent

After being mean and trying to fool people without much success, i am here to wish you, HAPPY APRIL FOOL! GO FOOL PEOPLE WHILE 'STOCK' LASTS! :D

p/s : I LOATHE THAT MINDLESS MOSQUITO WHICH IS HAVING FUN OF SUCKING MY BLOOD. YOU DOPE!