I IZ A CHOE. YOU NO ME? I LIVE INSIDE A BOX. WOO-HOO HELLO GREYSON CHANCE. SOMEWHERE DARK AND I ONLY GET TO SEE THE LIGHT WHEN SOMEONE COMES IN. NO SUFFICIENT OXYGEN FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I DONT HAB A LUNG. THERE ARE SALESGIRLS SOMETIMES COME TO GET ME FWIENDS. KNOWING THEY ARE NOT CUMING BACK, I IZ SO DEPRESSED. I HAZ NO FWIENDS! I HAZ GOT NO ONE TO TALK TO!
ONE DAY, THE PWEETY SALESLADY COMES IN AND GET ME. I IZ HAPPY. VELI HAPPY, COS I THINK I IZ GOING TO EMBRACE FREEDOM SOON. THAT LADY PUTS ME ON THE FLOOR FOR THE LITTLE GIRL. AND WHEN SHE SLIPS HER FOOT ONTO MY BACK, IT FEELS WEIRD. LIKE I IZ HAVING SOME UNCOMFORTABLE MASSAGE. AND WORST OF ALL, HER FOOT SMELLS REVOLTING. I DUNNOH HOW MY PARTNER, AS IN A PAIR, NOT A COUPLE GEDDIT RIGHT, FELT BUT I NO LIKE IT IN A LEAST BIT. I IZ IN A DILEMMA. I WANT TO BE SOLD BUT I DONT WANT TO BE SOLD. VELI CONFUSING SORRY. BUT THEN, THAT LITTLE-GIRL-WITH-SMELLY-FOOT REMOVES HER FOOT FROM ME. OH MY GOD. THIS IS BETTER. SO MUCH BETTER. *GASPS
THAT GIRL REFUSES TO GET ME. SO I IZ SENT INTO THE DARK ROOM AGAIN. LYING CONSCIOUSLY IS AWFUL. I FEEL LIKE DYING BUT I DONT HAB A LIFE AFTER ALL. ALL I CAN DO IZ LISTEN TO THE SONGS PLAYED IN THE STORE, WHICH IZ KIND OF BORING WHEN YOU HAB TO LISTEN TO FIFTY SONGS WHICH KEEP REPEATING BY THE STORE OWNER. I IZ PLEASED WIT MESELF COS I CAN MEMORISE ALL THE LYRICS AND I KEN SING THEM OUT LOUD WITHOUT THINKING. *FLINGS ME HAIR AS IF I HAZ ONE
IT FEELS LIKE ONLY THWEE SECONDS, AND IT FEELS LIKE THWEE YEARS, WHEN ANOTHER SALESLADY COMES IN TO GET ME AGAIN. I IZ PRAYING HARD NOT TO BE WORE BY ANOTHER GIRL WITH SMELLY FOOT. I DONT WANT TO BE WORE BY PEOPLE LIKE THAT. I REALLY DONT! YOU COULD FEEL WHAT I FELT WHEN YOU STUFF YEH NOSE INTO A RUBBISH TRASH WITH LOADS OF BANANA PEELS AND PRAWNS' COATS AND ALL SORTS OF ODD COMBINATIONS.
SO ANYWAY, WHEN SHE SLIPS HER FOOT ON TO MY BACK, I FEEL OK. SHE RUBS HER TOES ON MY BACK AND I FEEL AWESOME! YEAH BABY! =D
ERR DOES TIS SOUND A LITTLE WEIRD? I IZ A CHOE!
SHE DECIDED TO BUY MEH. I IZ SO EXCITED! FINALLY, ME, A CHOE, IZ HAVING A MASTEH! O-HA-HA-HA-HA. SHE PUTS ME ON THE CASH REGISTER AND I MEET ONE OF MY ROOMMATES.
'NAUGHTY NAUGHTY', HE SAYS.
'WHAAAT?', I ASK. TRULY DONT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD HE'S SAID. EVEN THOUGH HE'S REPEATING THE SAME WORD TWICE WHICH MEANS THERE'S ONLY A WORD.
'GETTING SOLD MY DEAR!' HE CONTINUES.
'MY DEAR?' I ECHO. WHEN ON EARTH DID I BECOME HIS DEAR? BUH. *ROLLS EYES
'IT IZ LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL', HE TURNS AWAY.
FINE, I DONT WANT TO TALK TO HIM ANYWAY. SO I IZ NOT BOTHERED TO ASK FOR FURTHER EXPLANATION. MY MASTEH PAY FOR ME AND I IZ PACKED INSIDE A PLASTIC BAG. WOO-HOO HELLO KATY PERRY. I IZ OFFICIALLY SOLD!
MASTER SWINGS ME IN THE PLASTIC BAG BACK AND FORTH ON THE WAY HOME. AT FIRST IT IZ FUN, LIKE SITTING ON A SWING. BUT IZ NOT AFTER FIVE MINUTES. AND WHEN I GET INTO THE CAR, MASTEH'S DADDY'S CAR, I CAN SEE EVERYTHING SPINNING. LITERALLY, SPINNING. INCLUDING THE TYRES. DONT ASK ME HOW CAN I SEE THE TYRES OK!! I IZ NARRATING ME FEELINGS! BUT I THINK THE TYRES ARE NOT SPINNING BECAUSE THEY ARE SPINNING.
HA-HA-HA YOU ARE CONFUSED. OK IT IZ ALL FER TODAY. I HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER BEFORE ME MASTEH NOTICE ME IZ SECRETELY USING HER BLOG. I WILL UPDATE NEXT TIME WHEN MASTEH IS NOT AROUND.
GOODBAI. *RUNS AWAY
28 March 2011
21 March 2011
Belated.
OHAI! It's Friday! OK i know you know.
I asked J about the camera cable on Monday and i got the real answer for unable to connect my cam to comp! It's because i didnt switch on the camera. #retardedmax
So so i've uploaded all the photos! =D
I actually got this for breakfast last Sunday.
DoDo bought me Big Breakfast and she complained that there's a long queue in McD! Of course it was! Everyone sees 'free' things will get into the trap immediately.
Yummeh max hash brown.
Loads of eggs! And they got my appetite gone wtf.
I dunno how to eat them actually. I think they're supposed to be combined or something. So at last, i do this!
And the crust is very very hard i almost chew my teeth off wtf. Got cheapo food and got no teeth got use meh har har har? No right. I still finished them off wtf.
Except that mountain-like eggs. I think it's way too much so i... throw it away. Sorry loh perhaps next time i will donate them to Filipina or those who're starving like hell. I think when they reach there also turn bad already so no use wasting money to post them. I dont really like the 'free' breakfast. I dont think it's yummy except hash brown and fillet-o-fish. And i think fillet was an extra order. So the whole 'free' breakfast only hash brown is eat-able. I sound all picky but im just telling the truth lah. And also my personal opinion. You may think they're scrumptious! And all i will think is, this dude has some problem with his tastebuds (Isnt tastebud spelled correctly? I thought this is the correct spelling? OK go blame reference book not me!).
All the free-s are coded with inverted commas because it's not FREE. You have to pay. Dont think that it's like, cut newspaper strips and i got free breakfasts! ^___^
And later DoDo bought this home!
Ice-cream!!!!
Got super nice printing on top! NOT cheapo! =D
Look loooooook! -pokes-
And it's durian flavour! Love max. Nao i think DoDo really doesnt care what the pharmacist told me lol.
This whole week im getting back my results. I did really good in some subjects and did really bad in some subjects, too. -___- But still, pats my own arm cos im pleased with my Chinese and BM and Add Math and Moral. =D
And i decided to work hard from Wednesday onwards. Work really hard. It's because all my gang members did really really excellent in their tests and they got really really good results. Im like a shit in comparison. -sulks- So in order not to feel so shitty, i have to work hard! Take it from me. I even signed contract with POTOTO (O yes she's pototo not potato.)and smarties which i have to pay them one ringgit each if i get lazy. Kiamsiap max so this contract is sure to keep me doing my daily study routine wtf.
DoDo congrats me for getting high marks for Add Maths and so, she wanted to buy me something cheap yet motivational wtf. She offered me a cup of 'zhen zhu nai cha'. So she gave me three fifty and asked me to go buy it myself. And when i got there, i ordered and that lady asked me if i want additional 'pearl' for sixty cents. I said no because i didnt need extra ones. And it turned out that, no additional 'pearl' means NO PEARL. That sounds all wrong. Zhen zhu nai cha without zhen zhu? Like fried rice without rice wtf.
This is my class photo. That unusual type. Not that kind of standing next to one another and have our smiles transfixed, unable to post nicely or whatever you want to complain about class photos.
Sorry lah not scan one so the quality is a little worse than the original one. Im so going to miss them when im not with them and i think i'll dab my eyes with handkerchief when i see this photo. Haih.
And this is me, Yappu and Pototo.
OK i know my hair is a little weird, but it's supposed to be nice look like this.
I dont get to look lidat because i have curly hair. And i only get an eight ringgit hair cut. What do you expect?
One tiny reminder, this Saturday is Earth Day and you, yes you if you're a human, all should switch off the lights for an hour! I think it's at 8.30pm. If you ask me what im going to do. Answer : polish my nails! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Use that period of time wisely + dont need to look at it and i have shiny posh nails when the lights are switched on! You yourself go think what you want to do lah im informing you earlier so you can plan it properly!
Also, dont blame me for not updating my blog! I've already done for this week's quota! =D
Bai!
I asked J about the camera cable on Monday and i got the real answer for unable to connect my cam to comp! It's because i didnt switch on the camera. #retardedmax
So so i've uploaded all the photos! =D
I actually got this for breakfast last Sunday.
DoDo bought me Big Breakfast and she complained that there's a long queue in McD! Of course it was! Everyone sees 'free' things will get into the trap immediately.
Yummeh max hash brown.
Loads of eggs! And they got my appetite gone wtf.
I dunno how to eat them actually. I think they're supposed to be combined or something. So at last, i do this!
And the crust is very very hard i almost chew my teeth off wtf. Got cheapo food and got no teeth got use meh har har har? No right. I still finished them off wtf.
Except that mountain-like eggs. I think it's way too much so i... throw it away. Sorry loh perhaps next time i will donate them to Filipina or those who're starving like hell. I think when they reach there also turn bad already so no use wasting money to post them. I dont really like the 'free' breakfast. I dont think it's yummy except hash brown and fillet-o-fish. And i think fillet was an extra order. So the whole 'free' breakfast only hash brown is eat-able. I sound all picky but im just telling the truth lah. And also my personal opinion. You may think they're scrumptious! And all i will think is, this dude has some problem with his tastebuds (Isnt tastebud spelled correctly? I thought this is the correct spelling? OK go blame reference book not me!).
All the free-s are coded with inverted commas because it's not FREE. You have to pay. Dont think that it's like, cut newspaper strips and i got free breakfasts! ^___^
And later DoDo bought this home!
Ice-cream!!!!
Got super nice printing on top! NOT cheapo! =D
Look loooooook! -pokes-
And it's durian flavour! Love max. Nao i think DoDo really doesnt care what the pharmacist told me lol.
This whole week im getting back my results. I did really good in some subjects and did really bad in some subjects, too. -___- But still, pats my own arm cos im pleased with my Chinese and BM and Add Math and Moral. =D
And i decided to work hard from Wednesday onwards. Work really hard. It's because all my gang members did really really excellent in their tests and they got really really good results. Im like a shit in comparison. -sulks- So in order not to feel so shitty, i have to work hard! Take it from me. I even signed contract with POTOTO (O yes she's pototo not potato.)and smarties which i have to pay them one ringgit each if i get lazy. Kiamsiap max so this contract is sure to keep me doing my daily study routine wtf.
DoDo congrats me for getting high marks for Add Maths and so, she wanted to buy me something cheap yet motivational wtf. She offered me a cup of 'zhen zhu nai cha'. So she gave me three fifty and asked me to go buy it myself. And when i got there, i ordered and that lady asked me if i want additional 'pearl' for sixty cents. I said no because i didnt need extra ones. And it turned out that, no additional 'pearl' means NO PEARL. That sounds all wrong. Zhen zhu nai cha without zhen zhu? Like fried rice without rice wtf.
This is my class photo. That unusual type. Not that kind of standing next to one another and have our smiles transfixed, unable to post nicely or whatever you want to complain about class photos.
Sorry lah not scan one so the quality is a little worse than the original one. Im so going to miss them when im not with them and i think i'll dab my eyes with handkerchief when i see this photo. Haih.And this is me, Yappu and Pototo.
OK i know my hair is a little weird, but it's supposed to be nice look like this.
I dont get to look lidat because i have curly hair. And i only get an eight ringgit hair cut. What do you expect?One tiny reminder, this Saturday is Earth Day and you, yes you if you're a human, all should switch off the lights for an hour! I think it's at 8.30pm. If you ask me what im going to do. Answer : polish my nails! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Use that period of time wisely + dont need to look at it and i have shiny posh nails when the lights are switched on! You yourself go think what you want to do lah im informing you earlier so you can plan it properly!
Also, dont blame me for not updating my blog! I've already done for this week's quota! =D
Bai!
20 March 2011
Gone craz.
Okay i planned to post yummy photos taken by my brand-new camera but i dunno wai the cable doesnt work. -___-
I will figure it out somehow so just gimme some time okay!!
It's Sunday!!! OMG OMG OMG IT IS SUNDAY.
No more sleep-late-wake-up-late days. And worst of all, im going to get back all the bloody test papers. Oh crap crap crap. I know i did not do well la i will go face the wall wan. -sulks-
(I STILL DUNNO WAI THE CABLE DOESNT WORK OY.)
Worry about Physics and Chemistry and Moral and Sejarah OMG wai so many papers! Cos did not prepare well. Regret also useless cos it's water under the bridge nao. (IDIOM IDIOM IM LEARNING IDIOMS.)
Also, a few days later i get to check Nuffie already so excited hahaha!
After today i reckon i dont have this much time to blog so perhaps i will only blog like, once a week. Sorry lah but i have work to do! I have things to study! I have exams to sit!
Freedom comes after November! (!!!!!)
(OH OH PERHAPS I CAN GET THE MEMORY CARD OUT YES YES YES!)
Still doesnt work i gonna whack it already i tell you.
Let you see random pic i got from Google lah that cable no hope i need to ask VanVan or that people who sold this to me.
O WAIT THEY DISAPPEARED. WTF WAI EVERYTHING ALSO KENNOT USE WAN!!!
Deep breaths.
Okay i go look for them again! =D #superfake
High heel shoes cakes
High heel shoes chocolates!
Madness!
Okay enough lets have something normal.
Okay sorry not this.
Marshmallows with chocolates! LOVE MAX!!
And finally...
Avril with chocolates! MWAHAHAHA
I will figure it out somehow so just gimme some time okay!!
It's Sunday!!! OMG OMG OMG IT IS SUNDAY.
No more sleep-late-wake-up-late days. And worst of all, im going to get back all the bloody test papers. Oh crap crap crap. I know i did not do well la i will go face the wall wan. -sulks-
(I STILL DUNNO WAI THE CABLE DOESNT WORK OY.)
Worry about Physics and Chemistry and Moral and Sejarah OMG wai so many papers! Cos did not prepare well. Regret also useless cos it's water under the bridge nao. (IDIOM IDIOM IM LEARNING IDIOMS.)
Also, a few days later i get to check Nuffie already so excited hahaha!
After today i reckon i dont have this much time to blog so perhaps i will only blog like, once a week. Sorry lah but i have work to do! I have things to study! I have exams to sit!
Freedom comes after November! (!!!!!)
(OH OH PERHAPS I CAN GET THE MEMORY CARD OUT YES YES YES!)
Still doesnt work i gonna whack it already i tell you.
Let you see random pic i got from Google lah that cable no hope i need to ask VanVan or that people who sold this to me.
O WAIT THEY DISAPPEARED. WTF WAI EVERYTHING ALSO KENNOT USE WAN!!!
Deep breaths.
Okay i go look for them again! =D #superfake
High heel shoes cakes
High heel shoes chocolates!
Madness!
Okay enough lets have something normal.
Okay sorry not this.
Marshmallows with chocolates! LOVE MAX!!And finally...
Avril with chocolates! MWAHAHAHA
19 March 2011
Shopaholic!
I spent my whole morning + noon doing nothing but watching this!
Say thanks to my fast streamyx connection!
Okay i know it showed long long time ago. Maybe a year or so. But that time i didnt know there's this series of hilarious books! Retarded.
So just now when i was reading the fourth book i think, Shopaholic & Sister, i have a sudden thought that, OHH I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE NAO NAO NAO.
And i go PPS straight away! :D
Look at this.
I want to have this loads of shoes in future! -melts-
Okay just kidding. I dont want to have a headache choosing shoes when im going out. Half of them, perhaps?
Not that i like her style, anyway. Just envy her for having tons of pweety dresses and shirts and shoes and bags and all that!
Sorry for being mean, but i think Suze, sort of, looks like a man when she pulls all her hair to the back and ties a ponytail. -___-
Suze is the bride. And she looks girlish here. Wtf i say that as though she's actually a man or something.
And of course that lady with an oversized glasses is the shopaholic! Becky :D
She's quite pwetty actually.And I likey her yellow hat! So cute! But she's a little short.Okay sorry being picky again loh!
And this is Luke draping the green Denny & George scarf around her neck!
Super sweet and it ends with happily-ever-after ending! And i like that part she introduces Alicia Bitch Longlegs to the other err, dunno who LOL, as prostitute LOLOLOLOL.
I think it's a naise movie overall. I might watch it again ghehehehe.
This is one of the funny scenes and i almost laugh my stomach out!!! (And i played it twice LOL.) But i think this is cropped or something cos the whole scene is much more longer and much more funnier. =D
And if you wonder how funny it is, go watch the entire movie then!
SCENE WHICH LUKE DANCES WITH BECKY
Enjoy!
Edit : Okay i dunno why the font becomes so big and it's Arial instead of Trebuchet. -___-
Say thanks to my fast streamyx connection!
Okay i know it showed long long time ago. Maybe a year or so. But that time i didnt know there's this series of hilarious books! Retarded.
So just now when i was reading the fourth book i think, Shopaholic & Sister, i have a sudden thought that, OHH I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE NAO NAO NAO.
And i go PPS straight away! :D
Look at this.
I want to have this loads of shoes in future! -melts-Okay just kidding. I dont want to have a headache choosing shoes when im going out. Half of them, perhaps?
Not that i like her style, anyway. Just envy her for having tons of pweety dresses and shirts and shoes and bags and all that!
Sorry for being mean, but i think Suze, sort of, looks like a man when she pulls all her hair to the back and ties a ponytail. -___-
Suze is the bride. And she looks girlish here. Wtf i say that as though she's actually a man or something.
And of course that lady with an oversized glasses is the shopaholic! Becky :D
She's quite pwetty actually.And I likey her yellow hat! So cute! But she's a little short.Okay sorry being picky again loh!
And this is Luke draping the green Denny & George scarf around her neck!
Super sweet and it ends with happily-ever-after ending! And i like that part she introduces Alicia Bitch Longlegs to the other err, dunno who LOL, as prostitute LOLOLOLOL.
I think it's a naise movie overall. I might watch it again ghehehehe.
This is one of the funny scenes and i almost laugh my stomach out!!! (And i played it twice LOL.) But i think this is cropped or something cos the whole scene is much more longer and much more funnier. =D
And if you wonder how funny it is, go watch the entire movie then!
SCENE WHICH LUKE DANCES WITH BECKY
Enjoy!
Edit : Okay i dunno why the font becomes so big and it's Arial instead of Trebuchet. -___-
18 March 2011
Depressing...
I got the new camera last night and i should be all bubbly happy.
BUT NOT!!
First of all, they gave us some shitty ugly Samsung camera case. Why on earth do i get that? I bought Sony camera and you should give me Sony case okay! My mistake, i didnt check that when i was in their shop. Ughh who to be blamed? Me of course. Damn it.
Second, i charged the battery just now and the wire, or whatever it should be called as, is super short! I mean super short! It's like, 15 inches or something. Go take your ruler and measure and you'll get what i mean. The charger hang in the air that type!!! DAMN YOU. How should i charge the battery ah? Put stuff at the bottom to support them?
Despite these, i got all depressed is because, it's Friday. Which means, i have three (cannot be bothered to act cute and type 'twee' instead of 'three' ) days left. And what did i do for these six days?
NOTHING.
Absolutely nothing. Let's check my to-do list nao.
Cut my hair.
Go shopping
Do Form 4 topical tests.
Memorize essay for forum.
Read through BM essays.
Blog occasionally!
Okay anyway, i decided to read through BM essays later. And i'll write NILAM as well. Let's see if i can do these two.
Oh i dont feel like posting my photo already because im all fed up nao and i cant smile. Sorreh.
Enjoy you day! (Even though i dont.)
BUT NOT!!
First of all, they gave us some shitty ugly Samsung camera case. Why on earth do i get that? I bought Sony camera and you should give me Sony case okay! My mistake, i didnt check that when i was in their shop. Ughh who to be blamed? Me of course. Damn it.
Second, i charged the battery just now and the wire, or whatever it should be called as, is super short! I mean super short! It's like, 15 inches or something. Go take your ruler and measure and you'll get what i mean. The charger hang in the air that type!!! DAMN YOU. How should i charge the battery ah? Put stuff at the bottom to support them?
Despite these, i got all depressed is because, it's Friday. Which means, i have three (cannot be bothered to act cute and type 'twee' instead of 'three' ) days left. And what did i do for these six days?
NOTHING.
Absolutely nothing. Let's check my to-do list nao.
Cut my hair.
Go shopping
Do Form 4 topical tests.
Memorize essay for forum.
Read through BM essays.
Blog occasionally!
Try to stay in a good mood
Can you understand why i get so depressed nao? I did nothing IMPORTANT. Damn it. I did only 30 objective questions for Form 4 topical tests. Such a shame.Okay anyway, i decided to read through BM essays later. And i'll write NILAM as well. Let's see if i can do these two.
Oh i dont feel like posting my photo already because im all fed up nao and i cant smile. Sorreh.
Enjoy you day! (Even though i dont.)
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