13 March 2011

Teachers

Being a teacher was once my dream career. You know why? It's because i think being a teacher is easy and i get so freaking lots of holidays and so i get to spend time with my friends and family. Or to go travel, but you know, teacher. I seriously dont think i manage to go travel with a teacher's income. Oh well. Perhaps i will marry some rich and cute guy. Yeah, my kind of sweet man. -grins like an idiot-

Okay im sidetracked. So, let's back to reality. I find it easy to be a teacher, but, it's hard to be a good teacher. A good teacher needs tons of patience especially dealing with the naughty ones. Besides, he or she has to have good qualities as he or she is the role model for students.

Generally, there are only two kinds of teachers in my school; which is, the kind that i adore, and the kind that i dislike wtf.

So let me give you some ideas about the types of teachers that i dislike.

First, the selfish ones.

Example, my current Biology teacher. Sorreh teacher, if you ever read this.

And i dont think she will be reading this in a million of years wtf.

So here's the reason i dislike her: she asked us to conduct an experiment once and that was a PEKA. It's different from the usual experiments because there will be marks, which are printed on our testimonials and counted as part of the Ass Pee Em, given. Besides, we have to write, or copy, i should say, a report to prove that we have truly done the experiment. Of course, it's not long. But somehow we still need a considerable stretches of time to complete this two-page-long report. So what we usually do is, we write the front part of the report first. And after we've done the experiment, only we will fill in the results and complete the rest of the report.

On that day, we were all happily hopping from one table to another to examine the parts of a plant. We too have to draw. So, we ended up using two solid periods to finish our drawings. Drawings, only. And she suddenly announced that we have to pass it up on that day. Everyone seems to panic because there are still discussions and conclusion left undone. We protested, but she insisted regardless.

SHE JUST BLOODY SAY NO.

Oh she did say something else, she said if we pass it up late, one mark is deducted for each
freaking day.

Everyone ended up sacrificing their recess to stay in class and write that bloody report. Luck is with us as our kind Moral teacher gave us a free period to complete our reports.

Nao you know why she is a Moral teacher. So kind one wtf.

Okay. Nao, DONT YOU THINK SHE IS SELFISH?

She just cared about herself. She wanted that report on that day without informing us earlier!! We are supposed to stay in class, not to get to eat, and sacrifice our Moral period to do that bloody, bloody report ah?! If we ask for a free period to complete our Moral folio, do you think she will ever agree to that?

No. Of course not.

It's because she needs time for her lesson. And other teachers dont? What if every single teacher bloody ignore us, like how she did? Do we deserve not to get full, or almost full, marks for that PEKA? DO WE?

Nao here comes the second type.

But i actually think it still is the selfish type wtf.

Example, the fishing NET.

Okay i know there might be those who knew him clap in agreement wtf.

Anyway, this incident happened on Friday, which was the last day of our test. He came into our class, as it is his English period, when we all, err, okay, almost all of us, were tentatively studying for our Chemistry test.

I know tentatively sounds quite odd but i dont care!

Then, he asked us to turn around to face him because he had some things to tell us. He started talking about our test paper and claimed that we all did very, very badly.

Blah. Blah. Blah.

The next thing he did is, copy one of our summaries on the blackboard. Shanny, who was group-studying with us, muttered something like 'Shit that's mine'.

After he has done with copying, he started criticising the summary about how little content points it had and grammar mistakes made. Well, to me, Shanny is a pro in English. If he did that bad, what about me, then? What about the others? And the fishing NET mentioned that the most content points we've got is six.

SIX! (!!!!!!)

SIX OVER TEN.

We were getting almost full marks for our summaries last year and nao we only get about half wtf.

He made us, Shanny especially, all miserable and got no mood to concentrate on Chemistry anymore. What we were doing were just sitting over there and worrying about our English.

I do agree that he has to tell us what our mistakes are.

BUT NOT AT THAT PARTICULAR TIME OKAY?

He should discuss this when he is giving back our test papers but not BEFORE SITTING YET ANOTHER TEST! He cant even be bothered to think how we all felt. He's like, Ha! This teaches you all a lesson for not doing RPs (rephrasing) properly! Ha-ha-ha! Nao you all are upset!

Si bian tai.

I have to say that im not doubting their teaching nor their professional. Just their attitude. Dont get me wrong.

But of course, i do like some of the teachers.

First, Miss Teh! NAO YOUR EYES OPEN WIDE WIDE DONT THEY???

Ha-di-ha. Very funny.

Yes, yes i do like her. Students loathe her because she sticks to school rules very strictly. The point is, she is the discipline teacher. If she does not do so, who else does?

Speaking of school rules, i seriously have no idea that wearing four inches of white socks can help in a least bit with our academic wtf.

Okay, Miss Teh. Her face is a deadpan when she's in front of hundreds of students. But then, when i met her personally, like at a corner of the school or something, she always smiles to me de loh! Be jealous hahaha! And i do quite miss her after she was being transferred to another school. :(

She has zero fashion sense and she has an old-fashioned hair style, by the way.

Wtf. Being picky yet again.

Second teacher that i like, Puan Khor K.K. She's such a sweet teacher! She always puts a smile on her face and she has endless patience! God knows why she was able to tolerate with us not passing up our essays and never gets angry. A saint she is.

Oh well. There are still some teachers i do like. And some yet to be discovered wtf. But i realised that this post is a bit verbose. Thank you if you've read all the way long down to here because im just simply ranting about someone you might not even know hehe. -bows-

It's just my point of view, anyway. You can certainly have your own! :)



p/s : I decided to change the colour of font to grey because i think colourful font looks childish wtf. If you dont like tell me lah ha thank u.

p/p/s : There was no water supply yesterday and i did not brush my teeth.

p/p/p/s : KIDDING! KIDDING ITS A JOKE! We went to my mama's house (mama means granny, not Mom.) and steal her water actually! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha -chokes-

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